A cue from the most famous defective sign in British Comedy.
It was of course the defective E that turned the knife around but the Fleeing F which delivered the Coup-de-gras. The P45 stunt was very amusing in summary, Heres Your P45 , now F off.
Tory Wets against Theresa devotees will have taken something away from Manchester Their British Dream of a Serviceable Prime Minister with some sort of vague connection with conservatism.
Tory Wets against Theresa. TWAT´sReports have reached the ear of your correspondent that the little-remembered grouping of Conservatives from the 1980´s the Wets have formed an alliance against the Neo-Liberal infiltration of their party by the CUNT´s ( Conservatives under narrow terms).
Mays Disastrous Conference Speech. What is the British Dream? The endless ” This is what I am in it for” Corny, Hackneyed, Plagiarised, The sort of Flegm that a serious Coughing Fit is needed to loosen up and hack out. One passage claimed Labour Activists were Spitting and the usual now routine attacks on Jeremy Corbyn. The Tories Owe the Country the Huge favour of Sacking Mrs May, The P45 should be real this time. The EU will be laughing at the diminished status of the already weak and wobbly half-wit who resides in No10.
Paxman Described Corbyn and May in these unflattering terms during the snap election, In the Case of Mrs May the image of her Colouring the missing F which F´d off during her speech and the Scarpering e Which gave up the Ghost as the stricken PM fought back sobs at the end of the Awful Hacking speech.
https://www.ft.com/content/b1882fb2-46b9-11e7-8d27-59b4dd6296b8?mhq5j=e6I interviewed both Mrs May and Mr Corbyn this week. In manner they resembled a nervous geography student and an ageing geography teacher. The odd thing is that Mrs May is a former student of geography (or “colouring in”, as it was known to other Oxford students). She now dresses in the style of a Maidenhead matron on her way to a Tory wine-and-cheese evening. She looks nervy on television. Mr Corbyn’s academic career ended when he dropped out of a course in trade union studies at North London Poly. He retains the style of his lecturers and goes into avuncular mode when questioned.
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